Anthony Small aka Feenix Bipolar Presents
Dingo's Diner: Reunion
[A Limited Series]
-COMING SOON-
Episode 1: “Crystal Spears”
Well it looks like the owner of Dingo's Diner has stepped down and been on to bigger franchise plans...NOW she wants to come back and act as official owner again due to poor management, go figure! Wait...it sure is good to see Gwen again...but WTF is this romance Crystal is having in the midst of all this craziness...and with WHO?! Damn...and uh...why is everybody looking like somebody died??
Episode 2: “Malcom ‘Mac’ Jackson”
Oh I see how this series is gonna go...each character has they own episode or summn? Mkay. Mac sure makes single father hood look hard and easy at the same time. Angel is trash. Them rich folks. I tell ya. Aw Gwen loves her son though. Good thing too because them kids he got are disrespectful as all hell. Where tf is DuRag?? It's too many easter eggs that he may be showing up in this episode! Who doesn't want to see their brother right?
Episode 3: “Melissa Thompson”
Isn't it sad to see how years ago Melissa turned down Chris and now she's a single-divorced mother? It's the typical tale, but she seems to be taking life in stride. This date night is kind of bizarre though, and was this a Chris easter egg I just read?! She really has an issue blaming the past....but this date she's out with gets a pass because I hope she never forgets this. Smh. She's matured alot. I give her that. She's also a brilliant mother...Darren sucks donkey balls though.
Episode 4: “Christopher ‘Chris’ Meadows”
Holy $h!t Chris is RICH!!! It's good to see he turned his pains into his pleasures...but DAMN can he drink now. He needs to get his head out of his ass. If Gwen saw him like this she'd flip. I wonder when the last time he even went back home to Warm Springs was. Not approving of this whole "life story" movie he's doing, Mac might not like it all too well. I suppose money can't buy you everything. I feel like this stems from the writers true life stories from the past few years.
Episode 5: “Robert & Junie”
I WAS GEARING UP AND READY FOR THIS TO BE THE DURAG EPISODE!!! HE ALWAYS TEASES US! What is this?? A time piece?? Robert Spears' story is interesting, no lie. He loves Junie, a beautiful love story behind the beginning of something that brought together an ensemble that sparked a career. I feel like if this aired on television it'd be in black and white with "Gone with the Wind" music.
Episode 6: “You Can't Run From Your Past”
EVERYBODY'S COMING HOME TO WARM SPRINGS?!! YES!!! I'm guessing DuRag's DEAD at this point idk. Melissa missed home the most it seems, I like how she shares her history with her daughter. Mac seems to be pretty popular at home, I feel like he never should've left, Gwen would've kept him safe for sure. Looks like Mr. Superstar Chris isn't all too famous at home, that's what happens when your head gets too big. Gwen loves the gang, it's completely obvious, this is the reunion that was necessary. WTF IS THAT CLIFFHANGING EASTER EGG?!!
Episode 7: “Marcus ‘DuRag’ Jackson”
It's. About. Damn. Time. This episode is weird. DuRag is married? He has kids?? He isn't in jail?? He owns a Pawn Shop?? He is responsible? He doesn't cuss anymore? Oh wait...yes he does. His wife is just as hilarious! His kids are the perfect fit. I see why this guy rode off into the sunset but I need to see that nine come out and start firing soon. The Prom scene is so Bad Boys 2!! Haaaa!! I find it funny he ended up with the most normal life, then again he always gave good life advice after he got done burning half the place down.
Episode 8: “Happy Feelins”
So the point of this episode is to reunite the crew, make you laugh, make you gasp, make you cry, make you reminisce, make you learn, make you mad, make you happy, make you sad, and then top it all off with make you completely and totally shocked. Mission Accomplished. A phenomenal finale to end the Dingo's Diner Franchise once and for all.